"Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed."


Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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(Source: missespeon)

dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

Anonymous said:

im 13 and im going to a party tomorrow but i don't know what to drink


yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

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